Who this one is for
Every engineer has one diagram they will defend in a meeting. The “I’m Not Responsible for What my Face Does When You Talk” print says it out loud, which saves you having to. Made for engineers, physicists and the people who read the datasheet before the manual.
Why this one
- A clean line print that survives the wash better than a conference badge.
- Comfortable enough for a long stretch at a desk or a bench.
- Free US shipping over $75, and the tee comes in S to 3XL.
What you are actually buying
Every design here is printed on the Gildan SoftStyle 64000, a 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton tee in unisex sizing from S to 3XL. Solid colours are 100% cotton, Sport Grey is 90% cotton with 10% polyester, and heather shades are 65% polyester with 35% cotton. Wash it at 30 degrees with similar colours and skip the fabric softener, and the print stays readable. If the fit or the print is not right, tell us inside 30 days and you get your money back.










