What size should I order?

The size chart is in the product images on this page. This is a unisex tee in S to 3XL and it runs true to size, so most people take their usual size. If it does not fit, you have 30 days to send it back.

How much is shipping and how long does it take?

Shipping is calculated at checkout from your delivery address, so both the cost and the delivery estimate depend on where the order is going. Orders over $75 ship free within the US.

How should I wash it so the print stays sharp?

Wash at 30 degrees with similar colours, skip the fabric softener and hang it to dry rather than tumble drying. Printing and fulfilment are handled by Printful.

What is the tee actually made of?

A Gildan SoftStyle 64000, 4.5 oz per square yard. Solid colours are 100% ring-spun cotton. Sport Grey is 90% cotton with 10% polyester, and heather shades are 65% polyester with 35% cotton.

In Order to Insult Me I Must First Value Your Opinion Dark T-Shirt

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This in order to insult me dark t-shirt is a hilarious, honest, and relatable take on office life. It's a perfect uniform for the daily grind.

Material & Care

Gildan SoftStyle® 64000: the same blank behind every design in the shop.
Unisex Fit: A versatile, flattering choice for everyone.
Ring-Spun Cotton: Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Sport Grey is 90% cotton with 10% polyester, and heather shades are 65% polyester with 35% cotton. 4.5 oz per square yard (153 gsm).
Lightweight & Comfortable: Ideal for all-day wear.
True to Size: Consistently fits just right.
ADHD-friendly print: High contrast so the design reads at a glance instead of needing a second look.
Care Instructions: Wash at 30°C with similar colors. Avoid fabric softeners & hang dry for longevity.

Delivery & Returns

Locally Packaged & Shipped: Proudly handled in the USA for fast, reliable delivery.
Shipping Fees: Calculated at checkout, with free shipping on orders over $75.
Hassle-Free Returns: 30-day money-back guarantee for peace of mind.
Giving Back: Returned items are donated to charity, providing a second life and helping those in need.

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Who this one is for

The polite answer was available. This was chosen instead. The “In Order to Insult Me I Must First Value Your Opinion” design does the talking. Made for anyone whose inside voice has a habit of getting out.

Why this one

Reads clearly enough that nobody has to lean in and ask.
Holds its print through the wash, so the joke lasts longer than the mood.
Unisex tee in S to 3XL, with 30-day returns if the fit is wrong.

What you are actually buying

Every design here is printed on the Gildan SoftStyle 64000, a 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton tee in unisex sizing from S to 3XL. Solid colours are 100% cotton, Sport Grey is 90% cotton with 10% polyester, and heather shades are 65% polyester with 35% cotton. Wash it at 30 degrees with similar colours and skip the fabric softener, and the print stays readable. If the fit or the print is not right, tell us inside 30 days and you get your money back.

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What size should I order?	The size chart is in the product images on this page. This is a unisex tee in S to 3XL and it runs true to size, so most people take their usual size. If it does not fit, you have 30 days to send it back.
How much is shipping and how long does it take?	Shipping is calculated at checkout from your delivery address, so both the cost and the delivery estimate depend on where the order is going. Orders over $75 ship free within the US.
How should I wash it so the print stays sharp?	Wash at 30 degrees with similar colours, skip the fabric softener and hang it to dry rather than tumble drying. Printing and fulfilment are handled by Printful.
What is the tee actually made of?	A Gildan SoftStyle 64000, 4.5 oz per square yard. Solid colours are 100% ring-spun cotton. Sport Grey is 90% cotton with 10% polyester, and heather shades are 65% polyester with 35% cotton.