Grab your gas mask, it's February 14th.You know that feeling when love is in the air? Yeah, this shirt is for the people who are allergic to it. A direct, blunt, and sarcastic response to the overwhelming "synergy" of Valentine's Day. Perfect for the office cynic who thinks romance is just another form of "busy work."Why It's a Survival Essential:* Dark Humor: For those who prefer sarcasm over chocolates.* Anti-Social Statement: Keeps the overly romantic coworkers away.* Breath of Fresh Air: (Metaphorically speaking).
What you are actually buying
Every design here is printed on the Gildan SoftStyle 64000, a 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton tee in unisex sizing from S to 3XL. Solid colours are 100% cotton, Sport Grey is 90% cotton with 10% polyester, and heather shades are 65% polyester with 35% cotton. Wash it at 30 degrees with similar colours and skip the fabric softener, and the print stays readable. If the fit or the print is not right, tell us inside 30 days and you get your money back.
