What size should I order?

The size chart is in the product images on this page. This is a unisex tee in S to 3XL and it runs true to size, so most people take their usual size. If it does not fit, you have 30 days to send it back.

How much is shipping and how long does it take?

Shipping is calculated at checkout from your delivery address, so both the cost and the delivery estimate depend on where the order is going. Orders over $75 ship free within the US.

How should I wash it so the print stays sharp?

Wash at 30 degrees with similar colours, skip the fabric softener and hang it to dry rather than tumble drying. Printing and fulfilment are handled by Printful.

What is the tee actually made of?

A Gildan SoftStyle 64000, 4.5 oz per square yard. Solid colours are 100% ring-spun cotton. Sport Grey is 90% cotton with 10% polyester, and heather shades are 65% polyester with 35% cotton.

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Retirement 2025 T-Shirt

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This retirement 2025 t-shirt is a hilarious, honest, and relatable take on office life. It's a perfect uniform for the daily grind.

Material & Care

Gildan SoftStyle® 64000: the same blank behind every design in the shop.
Unisex Fit: A versatile, flattering choice for everyone.
Ring-Spun Cotton: Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Sport Grey is 90% cotton with 10% polyester, and heather shades are 65% polyester with 35% cotton. 4.5 oz per square yard (153 gsm).
Lightweight & Comfortable: Ideal for all-day wear.
True to Size: Consistently fits just right.
ADHD-friendly print: High contrast so the design reads at a glance instead of needing a second look.
Care Instructions: Wash at 30°C with similar colors. Avoid fabric softeners & hang dry for longevity.

Delivery & Returns

Locally Packaged & Shipped: Proudly handled in the USA for fast, reliable delivery.
Shipping Fees: Calculated at checkout, with free shipping on orders over $75.
Hassle-Free Returns: 30-day money-back guarantee for peace of mind.
Giving Back: Returned items are donated to charity, providing a second life and helping those in need.

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Who this one is for

Secret Santa has a low bar and a long memory. The “Retirement 2025” print says it out loud, which saves you having to. Made for leaving dos, Secret Santa and the colleague who is impossible to buy for.

Why this one

Unisex sizing from S to 3XL takes the guesswork out of buying for someone else.
Arrives as something wearable rather than something polite to accept.
Free US shipping over $75, and the tee comes in S to 3XL.

What you are actually buying

Every design here is printed on the Gildan SoftStyle 64000, a 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton tee in unisex sizing from S to 3XL. Solid colours are 100% cotton, Sport Grey is 90% cotton with 10% polyester, and heather shades are 65% polyester with 35% cotton. Wash it at 30 degrees with similar colours and skip the fabric softener, and the print stays readable. If the fit or the print is not right, tell us inside 30 days and you get your money back.

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What size should I order?	The size chart is in the product images on this page. This is a unisex tee in S to 3XL and it runs true to size, so most people take their usual size. If it does not fit, you have 30 days to send it back.
How much is shipping and how long does it take?	Shipping is calculated at checkout from your delivery address, so both the cost and the delivery estimate depend on where the order is going. Orders over $75 ship free within the US.
How should I wash it so the print stays sharp?	Wash at 30 degrees with similar colours, skip the fabric softener and hang it to dry rather than tumble drying. Printing and fulfilment are handled by Printful.
What is the tee actually made of?	A Gildan SoftStyle 64000, 4.5 oz per square yard. Solid colours are 100% ring-spun cotton. Sport Grey is 90% cotton with 10% polyester, and heather shades are 65% polyester with 35% cotton.