Who this one is for
Six tabs open, three of them urgent, none of them the one that was needed. “The Best Chaos Coordinator”, printed plainly enough that nobody has to ask. Made for neurodivergent folks and the people who love them.
Why this one
- High-contrast print, which is the whole point: it reads instantly rather than needing a second look.
- No scratchy neck label to notice for the rest of the day.
- Free US shipping over $75, and the tee comes in S to 3XL.
What you are actually buying
Every design here is printed on the Gildan SoftStyle 64000, a 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton tee in unisex sizing from S to 3XL. Solid colours are 100% cotton, Sport Grey is 90% cotton with 10% polyester, and heather shades are 65% polyester with 35% cotton. Wash it at 30 degrees with similar colours and skip the fabric softener, and the print stays readable. If the fit or the print is not right, tell us inside 30 days and you get your money back.












