Who this one is for
Saying the quiet part out loud, but on cotton, where it is technically deniable. “Work Vibes: 90% Sarcasm”, printed plainly enough that nobody has to ask. Made for anyone whose inside voice has a habit of getting out.
Why this one
- Reads clearly enough that nobody has to lean in and ask.
- Holds its print through the wash, so the joke lasts longer than the mood.
- Free US shipping over $75, and the tee comes in S to 3XL.
What you are actually buying
Every design here is printed on the Gildan SoftStyle 64000, a 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton tee in unisex sizing from S to 3XL. Solid colours are 100% cotton, Sport Grey is 90% cotton with 10% polyester, and heather shades are 65% polyester with 35% cotton. Wash it at 30 degrees with similar colours and skip the fabric softener, and the print stays readable. If the fit or the print is not right, tell us inside 30 days and you get your money back.












